What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 12:07

Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill